Christmas Limerick Poems
Good Clean Xmas Limerick Poems & Verse
Examples Written by William
Holly and Carols limerick
The hallway with holly is hung;
The carols by choruses sung.
The tree is alight
To brighten the night
As the church bells are
Christmas Greetings limerick
This Christmas I'm writing to
Our friendship to warmly renew.
May the season be glad,
The best that you've had,
And all of your best dreams
We're singing the song of the
As Santa gets his underway.
The bells are a-jingle,
Our tummies a-tingle,
SO SHOUT OUT FOR THIS XMAS DAY!
was a young Xmas-time elf
Who greatly admired himself.
He climbed up the tree,
A fairy to see,
But fell down and left with a skelf!
reindeer of Santa's grew ill
So the vet gave the patient a pill.
His ears went all droopy.
And then he went loopy.
So your present is over the hill!
turkey was asked out to dine
So told all his friends, "I feel fine!
When the water grew hot
He went in the pot,
And asked for a cool glass of wine!
all of your Xmas be very
Much more than the regular merry.
Though merry is good
There are times when you should
Find more 'neath the mistletoe berry!
Your Santa limerick
out of the bright starry dome
Your Santa descends to your home.
He's read what you wrote
In your ?Please, Santa? note,
And your present's been packed by your gnome!
Santa's Racing Reindeer
reindeer are fleet on their feet,
And race through the rain, snow and sleet.
They always get through,
We depend on them to,
When we look for our Xmas day treat!
baubles that cling to the tree
Like raindrops in sunlight hang free.
They glitter and shine
Like sparkling old wine;
It's a sight that you surely must see!
The Top Fairy limerick
fairy who climbed to the top
Had the courage of one who won't stop.
So, now she's the ruler,
And no one can school'er
Too bad, after twelve, it's the chop!
All the below verses and
many more can be found in:
Xmas Spirit limerick
Xmas Pudding limerick
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nonsense" - Mark Twain
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